Latest News from Kerris Bay
27/05/26 | Penelope Blackwood
Apocalypse Now-ish: Kerris Bay Melts Under Record-Breaking Heat
Thermometers shatter local records, forcing residents to face the horrifying reality of exposed knees and lukewarm gin.
Green Lantern Cosplay or Coastal Smuggling?
Local fishermen spot an eerie glow, but your editor suspects something far more pedestrian than ghosts.