Latest News from Kerris Bay
27/05/26 | Penelope Blackwood
Apocalypse Now-ish: Kerris Bay Melts Under Record-Breaking Heat
Thermometers shatter local records, forcing residents to face the horrifying reality of exposed knees and lukewarm gin.
Jam First or Civil War? The Great Cream Tea Collapse of the Parish Fete
A structural malfunction in an afternoon snack leads to intense theological debate and ruined cardigans.