Latest News from Kerris Bay
27/05/26 | Penelope Blackwood
Apocalypse Now-ish: Kerris Bay Melts Under Record-Breaking Heat
Thermometers shatter local records, forcing residents to face the horrifying reality of exposed knees and lukewarm gin.
Operation Mint Choc-Chip: Kerris Bay Gulls Upgrade to Military-Grade Tactics
A highly coordinated mid-day distraction on the promenade leaves tourists shell-shocked and sans dessert.